Dad jokes for Thanksgiving
Why doesn’t the turkey eat on Thanksgiving?
Because it’s already stuffed.
What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
What do you call a running turkey?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where do turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because of its fowl language.
Hey kids! Download and color this turkey and have your parents take a photo. If they have Instagram, they can tag us and your work can be part of a turkey parade! @thecharlottenews