Staff report

Dad jokes for Thanksgiving

Why doesn’t the turkey eat on Thanksgiving?
Because it’s already stuffed.

What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.

What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth rock

What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.

Where do turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because of its fowl language.

Hey kids! Download and color this turkey and have your parents take a photo. If they have Instagram, they can tag us and your work can be part of a turkey parade! @thecharlottenews

Download and unscramble the following words. Use the letters in “( )” to reveal the secret word.